互联网 作者:未知 2006-5-11
My mother taught me...
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
"If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL
"If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me LOGIC
"Because I said so, that’s why."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep laughing and I’ll ’give’ you something to cry about."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
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